Here’s Another One: Gross Violation of International Law

There’s a bunch of buzz about drones these days But it’s just a bunch of buzz. Just a bunch of buzzwords. The presidents always say “As combat-ready global citizens, I see the end in ICBMs, In aerial assaults and journalists with heads. They decapitate our journalists, We cut the head off the snake. Mission completed. We will liberate these folks’ countryside, decapitate their high-value targets of opportunity with shock and awe. It’s our solemn duty. No folk’s boots on the ground. The only folk’s boots on the ground Will be non-American boots on non-American ground. We will shock and awe this non-American ground Until all the terrorist boots stop liberating the heads From our tactical journalists. This aerial mission Will be a high-value opportunity for their countryside, to be liberated simultaneously from Our boots that are already on the ground and From the assault of the terrorist boots that choke the target like a head still on a snake. As global citizens, It is our solemn duty to shock and awe this countryside and liberate this high-value non-American ground for the global journalists that these terrorist folks consider targets of opportunity. No boots on the ground. Drones and ICBMS will buzz right in shock and awe the solemn duty right out of these folks, cut the high-value heads off the high-value snakes, complete our global duty as solemn citizens and terrorize the countryside until these global citizens are confirmed decapitated. We’ll show these terrorist drones that the only thing they Get for cutting the heads off of our snakes is shock and awe. It’s our solemn duty. And if that means our drones have to enter the countryside to confirm the completion of the liberation mission and get non-american ground on the boots on the ground of bravo combat group on the ground, kicking up the blood and dust all around the countryside we’ll surround of any global folks on the ground who expound the sound and desire to have our boots off their ground? then our solemn drones with boots on the ground will shock and awe these folks and liberate them. Mission completed.”