Friday, September 12, 2014
Here’s Another One: Gross Violation of International Law
There’s a bunch of buzz about drones these days
But it’s just a bunch of buzz. Just a bunch of buzzwords.
The presidents always say
“As combat-ready global citizens,
I see the end in ICBMs,
In aerial assaults and journalists with heads.
They decapitate our journalists,
We cut the head off the snake. Mission completed.
We will liberate these folks’ countryside,
decapitate their high-value targets of opportunity
with shock and awe. It’s our solemn duty.
No folk’s boots on the ground. The only folk’s boots on the ground
Will be non-American boots on non-American ground.
We will shock and awe this non-American ground
Until all the terrorist boots stop liberating the heads
From our tactical journalists. This aerial mission
Will be a high-value opportunity for their countryside,
to be liberated simultaneously from
Our boots that are already on the ground and
From the assault of the terrorist boots that choke
the target like a head still on a snake. As global citizens,
It is our solemn duty to shock and awe this
countryside and liberate this high-value non-American ground
for the global journalists that these terrorist folks
consider targets of opportunity.
No boots on the ground.
Drones and ICBMS will buzz right in
shock and awe the solemn duty right out of these folks,
cut the high-value heads off the high-value snakes,
complete our global duty as solemn citizens
and terrorize the countryside until these
global citizens are confirmed decapitated.
We’ll show these terrorist drones that the only thing they
Get for cutting the heads off of our snakes is shock and awe.
It’s our solemn duty. And if that means
our drones have to enter the countryside to confirm the completion of
the liberation mission and get non-american ground on the boots
on the ground of bravo combat group on the ground,
kicking up the blood and dust all around the countryside we’ll surround
of any global folks on the ground who expound
the sound and desire to have our boots off their ground?
then our solemn drones with boots on the ground
will shock and awe these folks and liberate them. Mission completed.”
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